" Series of tubes " is an analogy used by former United States Senator Ted Stevens (R-Alaska) to describe the Internet in the context of network neutrality. On June 28, 2006, he used this metaphor to criticize a proposed amendment to a committee bill. The amendment would have prohibited Internet service providers such as AT&T and Verizon Communications from charging fees to give some companies higher priority access to their networks or their customers. This metaphor was widely ridiculed as demonstrating Stevens's poor understanding of the Internet, despite being in charge of regulating it.
Media mention
On June 28, 2006, Public Knowledge government affairs manager Alex Curtis wrote a brief blog entry introducing the senator's speech and posted an MP3 recording. The next day, the Wired magazine blog 27B Stroke 6 featured a much longer post by Ryan Singel, which included Singel's transcriptions of some parts of Stevens's speech considered the most humorous. Within days, thousands of other blogs and message boards, including BoingBoing, Slashdot, Fark, DailyKos, and others posted the story.
Most writers and commentators derisively cited several of Stevens's misunderstandings of Internet technology, arguing that the speech showed that he had formed a strong opinion on a topic which he understood poorly (e.g., referring to an e-mail message as "an Internet" and blaming bandwidth issues for an e-mail problem much more likely to be caused by mail server or routing issues). The story sparked mainstream media attention, including a mention in The New York Times . The technology podcast This Week in Tech discussed the incident.
According to The Wall Street Journal , as summarized by MediaPost commentator Ross Fadner:
Partial text of Stevens' comments
Ted Stevens's Quotes
Technical analysis
The term pipe is a commonly used idiom to refer to a data connection, with pipe diameter being analogous to bandwidth or throughput. For instance, high-bandwidth connections are often referred to as "fat pipes".
Most routers use a data structure called a queue to buffer packets. Under normal operations, all packets move to the front of the queue and are forwarded in a timely manner. When packets arrive more quickly than can be forwarded, the queue length builds up, and the router may start dropping incoming packets either randomly (RED) or according to some rule (AQM) in an effort to prevent or at least delay overrunning the queue. If the queue is completely full, all arriving packets will be dropped. On links that become congested, packets typically spend more time in the queue than they do actually moving down wires or optical fiber. If this dropping or delaying of data occurs to packets that make up certain real-time Internet applications (such as voice over IP), the application may prove impossible to use. Email, presumably what Stevens was referring to when he discussed his staff sending him "an internet" that was delayed several days, is not affected by this kind of sub-second latency.
Pop culture references
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart has made multiple references to Stevens's "series of tubes" description; as a result, Stevens has become well known as the person who once headed the committee charged with regulating the Internet. "I have a letter from a big scientist who said I was absolutely right in using the word 'tubes'," Stevens said to reporters in response to The Daily Show' s coverage. When asked if he'd think about going on the show to debate Stewart, Stevens replied, "I'd consider it."
In the keynote speech at the 2007 Penny Arcade Expo, Wil Wheaton spoke about remembering when the internet was more like a truck than a series of tubes.
Google has included references to this in two of its products. Google Gears' about box says "the gears that power the tubes" and Google Chrome has an about: easter egg at the address
about:internetswhich displays a screensaver of tubes (if Windows XP's sspipes.scr is installed) with the page title "Don't Clog the Tubes!" When "about:internets" is entered on a computer lacking that screensaver, the tab will display a gray screen with the page title "The Tubes are Clogged!". This easter egg has been removed as of the 2.0.169.1 release.See also
- Cascading failure
- Congestive collapse
- Fairness measure
- Information superhighway
- Internet meme
- Internets
- Interweb
- Neologism
- Network congestion avoidance
- Optical fiber
- Peter Openshaw
- Putt's law
References
- ^ "stevens-on-nn.mp3" (MP3). publicknowledge.org . http://media.publicknowledge.org/stevens-on-nn.mp3 .
- ^ Senator Stevens's Official Gov't / Senate Web Page
- ^ Alex Curtis' original blog entry
- ^ a b Singel, Ryan and Kevin Poulsen (June 29, 2006). "Your Own Personal Internet". 27B Stroke 6, Wired.com . http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2006/06/your_own_person.html . Retrieved 2006-08-24 .
- ^ BoingBoing's take (7/02/06)
- ^ Slashdot's take (July 3, 2006)
- ^ Sen. Stevens explains the internets: "And again, the internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes"
- ^ Ted Stevens on the internets
- ^ Wired Blog
- ^ New York Times - Tail is wagging the internet dog (July 8, 2006)
- ^ This week in tech episode 60 - A Series of Tubes.
- ^ Ross Fadner (2006-08-08). "Immortalizing Ted Stevens, Net Neutrality for Posterity". MediaPost.com: Around the Net in Online Marketing . http://publications.mediapost.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=Articles.showEdition&art_send_date=2006-8-8&art_type=42 .
- ^ Michael Drapkin, Jon Lowy, and Daniel Marovitz (2001). Three Clicks Away: Advice from the Trenches of Ecommerce . John Wiley and Sons. ISBN 0471396826 . http://books.google.com/books?vid=ISBN0471396826&id=-cwm8t0HwSwC&pg=PA49&lpg=PA49&ots=es0uwQ02zG&sig=9FXqIbTqKzqT9vY_kjZrNtpFCow .
- ^ Cisco - Advanced Queuing Techniques in the Cisco IOS
- ^ http://www.ietf.org/rfc/rfc2309.txt
- ^ VoIP: An In-Depth Analysis > Delay/Latency
- ^ The Daily Show: 2006-07-12 "Party Pooper"
- ^ The Daily Show: 2006-07-12 "Headlines - Internet"
- ^ The Daily Show: 2006-07-19 "Net Neutrality Act"
- ^ The Daily Show: 2007-04-16 "Sen. Ted Stevens"
- ^ Senator Ted Stevens will defend his "tubes" remarks on The Daily Show
- ^ Wil Wheaton's speech.
- ^ http://lifehacker.com/5045164/google-chromes-full-list-of-special-about-pages
- ^ http://robert.accettura.com/blog/2008/09/03/aboutinternets/
External links
- "Mr. Stevens's wild ride through a 'series of tubes' ", an early history of the meme by former Public Knowledge intern Tim Schneider
- New York Times: "Senator’s Slip of the Tongue Keeps on Truckin’ Over the Web"
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