Hi! I'm Blake G. I'm a parodist, and a fan of Grand Theft Auto . I discovered this site in 2005 and it provided me with stuff for school, so I signed up and edited pages, got rid of vandals and rip-off artists, as well as eating sandwiches. I also like Harley-Davidson motorcycles just because they're cool and they don't make your mind strain, too.
I also have a weird passion for children's literature and cartoons, especially Strawberry Shortcake , Madeline , and several other programs, much like my friend and forum mate RAMChYLD. Some call my rather eccentric obsession with such kiddie/girly shows, coupled with my addiction to Grand Theft Auto , as odd, childish or bizzare, but I don't mind, even if I'm subject to some practical jokes like what my mates at The GTA Place did at one time.
- My Interests: Whipping llamas, playing basketball, using computers
- What I did recently: Ate chicken, bought a bottle of Tropicana
- Gadgets: a Nokia 5320, a tube of toothpaste
- Fave games: Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas , The Sims
- Fave artists: Usher, Mariah Carey, Black Eyed Peas
- If I were a Burger King meal, what would I be: maybe an Onion Ring.
No, I don't intend to put nonsense or any other inappropriate stuff on Wikipedia (this site, of course). After all, I'm sick of people who mess up encyclopedia pages...
Notice to Wikipedians: I'm currently brainstorming on Grand Theft Jimbo , a spoof page about a fictional GTA game starring Mr. Jimbo Wales...
Happy reading and God Bless! - Blake = )
Barnstars/Awards
Discography
Here's a partial list of my song parody lyrics under the pseudonym LPG-Unit:
"Curly Top", originally "Pop" by Nsync
Date Submitted: 2006-10-30
"Fogg (Madeline Part III)", originally "Gone" by Nsync
Date Submitted: 2006-08-26
"Hilton Cried (Shirley Temple's Rant)", originally "Stars Are Blind" by Paris Hilton
Date Submitted: 2006-09-18
"Madeline", originally "London Bridge" by Fergie
Date Submitted: 2006-08-19
"Monsieur Zidane", originally "Señorita" by Justin Timberlake
Date Submitted: 2006-07-29
"My Hats (The Madeline Song)", originally "My Humps" by Black Eyed Peas
Date Submitted: 2006-06-28
"My Hog (The Harley-Davidson Song)", originally "My Humps" by Black Eyed Peas
Date Submitted: 2006-11-25
"On The G-Unit Candy Shop", originally "On The Good Ship Lollipop" by Shirley Temple
Date Submitted: 2006-08-11
"Shirley Jane Temple (America's Sweetheart Pt. II)", originally "Lose Yourself" by Eminem
Date Submitted: 2006-09-27
"So Sick At Spongebob", originally "So Sick" by Ne-Yo
Date Submitted: 2006-10-21
"Yellow Hat", originally "SexyBack" by Justin Timberlake
Date Submitted: 2006-08-05
"Strawberry Shortcake", originally "Breakin' The Habit" by Linkin Park
Date Submitted: 2006-12-07
"Goodbye Strawberryland", originally "So Sick" by Ne-Yo
Date Submitted: 2006-10-26
Some quotes (serious and funny)
"Two are better than one, because they have a good return for their work: If one falls down, his friend can help him up. But pity the man who falls and has no one to help him up! Also, if two lie down together, they will keep warm. But how can one keep warm alone? Though one may be overpowered, two can defend themselves. A cord of three strands is not quickly broken." - Ecclesiastes 4:9-12
"The only man who cannot smell a sour underarm is the one who has it," - Blake
"But I'm a gangsta rapper, it's my calling, homie!!" - Jeffrey "OG Loc" Cross
See also
- Sandbox
- About My Wiki
- A temporary place for some snippets of my dissertation
- In AAAAAAAAA!
External Links
My personal site
Other Projects
Committed identity:
- My wiki
- A wiki site I made for Strawberry Shortcake fans
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